Slugs ends the great size debate
Slugs 
Sup, Nerds.
Men have it easier than women, let’s just start out saying that. A quick glance at our chest and you can tell whether or not we are well endowed. You know right away…big, small, medium, ripe, saggy. I know that some bras make some chests appear bigger or perkier then what they really are, but at least you get a general view of what we got going on.
Girls do not get that luxury. We have to wait until you’re hard, and rubbing all up on us to see how big your junk is. And let’s just be honest, if a guy’s hard, then he’s probably trying to do you, so you literally have to wait until you’re right there in the sex to figure out any sizing issues.
With all that said, I know there’s an age old debate…does size matter? I’m going to settle this once and for all.
YES IT MATTERS! Any girl that says differently is just lying or has never experienced both a large and small member inside of her. BUT, while having sex with a well endowed man is way more pleasurable, small penises get their own little perks too. (Haha, get it? Little perks.)
I will do everything I can to avoid giving big penises blow jobs. Small penises…sure, no problem. Big penises…it’s anxiety worthy. I can hardly fit a whole sushi roll in my mouth let alone something that roughly resembles the size of my forearm. Don’t get me wrong, the sex is amazing, just don’t expect too many blow jobs seeing as I cannot unhinge my jaw.
Also, if you have a third leg down there…3 hours of sex is just not gonna work. As amazing as that sounds, I can only straddle a massive shlong for so long. I think I’d be good in what, 20-40 min? Yeah, then I might need a break, but you better believe I’m comin back for more.
So what do all my little pinky dicks do? Sit back and enjoy the blow jobs. When you get to the sex, put her on top, it feels bigger when we’re on top. If it’s really small, put her on her back, legs in the air, crossed. If that doesn’t work…I don’t know. I’ll do some more research and get back to ya.
And what about…”it’s not the size of the boat, but the motion of the ocean?” The ocean motions a hell of a lot better with a yacht than a tug boat. I’m just sayin… but yes, even if you’ve got a dinky life boat, knowing the motions is definitely going to get you laid more. Having a big dick will get you laid most. I know pinky dicks, I know. Unfair. But it’s a cruel world we live in. At least you don’t ever have to worry about your dick getting stepped on.
Hugs,
Slugs
Doing it with Slugs 
Reader Comments (24)
Amazing! Best one yet!
-Still Laughing
Your blog is hilarious i'm really glad i stumbled upon it. I've only seen you a few times in person so its really strange equating the type of person i've met with your blog, but your entries make me smile, keep writing!
Incredibly shallow and unimportant - your writing talents are being wasted on this meaningless, hurtful commentary. This type of writing may be entertainment for some, but extremely detrimental to others with no underlying purpose or worthwhile message to draw upon. You clearly have exhibited your verbal aptitude, let's hope someday it can bring some substantial positive change to this already trying world.
To be perfectly honest with you, this is simply not good writing. Although it might seem cute and funny to some, essentially, you are playing to the lowest common denominator. Your intelligence is absent. Good luck with your future career as a writer for Jerry Springer.
To the person above, this is probably the worst entry to voice your dislike of Slug's work. It makes it sound like you are raging because you have a tiny penis.
One thing I would like to comment on is just as size matters for women, so too does it matter for men. Sex is just not fun when a girl is completely shallow and unable to do half the positions that are possible with an average sized penis. There is nothing worse than sitting there worrying if a girl is going to cry out in pain if you incorrectly move a certain way. Its definitely a temporary ego boost, until you realize your penis did not grow overnight and the girl was unfortunately gifted with shallowvaginalitis. For these women, size also matters but in a polar opposite way. Other problems that may arise related to vaginal dysfunction may include an inability produce enough natural lubrication where it feels like her pussy is lined with sandpaper, producing too much to the point where you just feel like you're fucking air, extra skin grabbing and holding onto your dick for dear life... the list goes on and on.
In the end though, sex is fun but is just one part of a healthy relationship. It is by far the most enjoyable when there is a significant emotional connection and attachment between two individuals, no matter what physical parts are involved. Random sex is fun, no doubt, but it just can't compare to the look two people completely in love give each other after having an intimate sexual experience.
Reading is SRS BUSINESS.
Must be academically proper at all times on the internet.
Calm down, Bros.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bAYyn-8Cww&feature=player_profilepage#t=486s
best one yet!! So funny!! All you haters need to stfu. If you really think this shit is hurtful than you must have some historywith girls rejecting you small dick or shitty attitude. lighten up!
Yeah, don't listen to the haters. This is great stuff! Really entertaining!
I know you... and I've seen you do some great things with your talents. I feel that you're wasting yourself on this mindless bullshit. You could be writing about any thing you want. So why are you writing about dicks?? I know that you feel strongly about plenty of social issues, and I think the world could benefit from hearing your voice on those topics. No one really benefits from a discussion about penis size. It can't be changed.
Your friend and fan,
-Paul
Slugs, since you have come to this site, I haven't decided whether or not I like what you offer. Sure, you are frank, honest, up-front, and I can respect that, yet the others who have voiced their concerns here have very valid points. You are in fact writing to the lowest common denominator, it is a bit trashy, and it is sensational in the sense that the only thing it thrives on is shock factor rather than actual content to any extent, something often reserved for topics in poor taste. My opinion on this particular blog is fairly neutral, but hearing a "woman" talk the way you do, even if it is on the interwebz, makes you sound a little..... how do you say.... whorish? Maybe I am just a southern raised gentleman that prefers a classy woman who would never use some of the words from your particular vocabulary, or maybe it is the fact that you are indeed a girl and not a woman. Either way, at least pretend you have a little class, for your own sake. Just my 2 cents.
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I can't believe people are bitching about how inappropriate or not Slug's blog posts are on JustCoolEnough.com of all places. Chill out and read something else if you want.
I for one find them entertaining and sometimes informative, so as long as she has fun making the posts it's all good.
Lyle, you realize the commnents box is here exactly for that reason right? So we can comment about the blog and give oour opinions. If you dont like it move to communist China, where opinions aren't allowed to be vocalized.
There are many ways to be funny, intelligent, and even attractive to the opposite sex without sounding like you're a porn star. We get it. You've had sex, you've given blow jobs. The rest of us (girls) have too, we just don't feel the need to advertise it on the internet. All you're accomplishing here is making the rest of your gender look vapid, shallow, and trashy.
For realz, you guys need to get a fucking dictionary and look up the meaning of run-on sentence.
I sense a lot of people in 'ere got tiny dick. How dis feel? umadbro?
Is it just me (as a guy) that thought this really was a nice piece of honesty. All I've ever heard from women is that the size doesn't matter or that it matters, but never why. And Slugs gives props to the not-so-huge schlongs, as well as presenting what is bad with the big ones.
Obviously she only does this because she wants to, stop throwing a bitch-fit. Someone who is secure in their sexuality and can talk openly about it is not by association a whore of any kind.
Oh, and did you not realize that this blog was about sex? Did the name "DOING IT!" elude you? Of course the question "does size matter?" will come up when talking about sex!
I know you are a beautiful, intelligent. college graduated, young lady. You do not need to lower yourself to this trash. Whoever put you up to writing about this is NOT YOUR FRIEND. A TRUE friend would not want a young beautiful girl like you to write this porn on this website. Once you put this on the net it is there forever. You have much more class than what you are writing about. You say you have been dating a lot lately but don't seem to meet good guys. Maybe this is why. A nice decent guy does not want a girl who acts like a slut or whore. Or writes like a slut or whore. There are so many sluts and whores out there they are a dime a dozen, but a nice decent girl...one a guy would like a relationship with.... are few and far between. You have lowered yourself to the lowest common denominater. Please raise yourself back up to the classy intelligent person you are before it is too late. Delete these porn posts for your own sake. You never know when these will come back to bite you. Write as a classy lady and you will be treated as such.
@"A True Friend"
Did it occur to you that she might enjoy writing about these topics? That she is secure enough in herself that she can talk about it openly? Sex sells.
Also, the definition of a whore is very loose (unless you go for the profession). What seems like a whorish behaviour to a devout christian is not the same to you or me (unless you are said devout christian). It differs alot between societies, even in the same country. So far as I can see, Slugs is no stranger to sex, but she doesn't sleep with just any guy. Isn't turning guys down the definition of not being a whore?
(Yeah, I realized that I fed the troll)
Sex sells that is prostitution and pornography. Definition of a whore....one who is a promiscuous woman. Definition of promiscuity denotes sex with relatively many partners. It doesn't mean everyone....just many. With all the STD's out there why would you even want tio take that chance. Once you get it....it is yours for life. Obviously I do not want to see that happen to my friend.
Um, where did Slugs say that she slept with a lot of guys? From this post she could have slept with only two. I never got the impression that an orgy was involved here. I for one think if you're really a true friend you should talk to her in person instead of hiding behind a true friend screen name. Seriously, let her be who she is. Aynonamusly calling here a slut or whore is just rude and cowardly on your part. LOL dumbass.
I didn't bother reading all the entries but I figured I read enough. OH MY GOD THIS IS ONE ENTRY ABOUT PENISES. ONE. NOT TWENTY THOUSAND. ONE. ENTRY. ABOUT. PENISES.
Good lord people, hold it together. I'd hate to see what would happen if she actually posted a picture of a penis.
In any case, 8==>~~