What kind of a person would use mayonnaise to vandalize a library? Listen to find out...
Also in this episode: A monologue titled "I'm comic sans, asshole."
Missouri pooper scooper finds $58 in doggie doo - http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/37713547/ns/us_news/
cops bust woman, 74, for pouring mayo in book drop - http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/37693202/ns/us_news/
Cops find naked drunk men covered in mud in woods - http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/37713580/ns/us_news/
I'm comic sans, asshole - http://www.mcsweeneys.net/links/monologues/15comicsans.html